Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are Ridiculous Enough Together to Make It

This pint-sized reality star and her over-sized NBA star boyfriend have been getting hot and heavy since late 2010. While there's no doubt that they're totally smitten, there's lots of arguments (and proof from past relationships) for why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries won't make it in the long run. But, we believe! Our logic: These two are just ridiculous enough in their love of the cameras, Twitter, and Kim's curves to last. Take a look at 7 nutty reasons why they're perfect for each other:


1. Both look very good in very little clothing.
The attractiveness factor is high for these two. We all know Kim looks hot in a bikini, and no one's been complaining about Kris' abs and arms either. These two are perfectly happy while half naked and splashing around in the waves. It's no secret that Kim likes to show off her curves, and Kris doesn't mind either. The reality star says he's a big fan of her lips, and "obviously" her butt. The sex appeal is definitely there.

2. They love attention.Kris isn't a reality star (quite yet), but he is used to the cameras on the courts and knows how to flash that million-dollar smile. Kim, clearly, lives a lot of her behind on film and knows how to work all of her best angles. We know, Kim's dated pro athletes before and often, but Kris seems a little more natural in the spotlight. Maybe it's because he's ridiculously good looking.

3. They LOVE Twitter.
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say that Kris only has his 67,000 followers because he's Kim's beau. The guy hardly tweeted at all when he first got his account in 2009, and after becoming Ms. K's main squeeze in December 2010, he's learned to love social networking -- perhaps not as much as Kim, but it's close.

The guy tweets at least a few times a day, calling his gal "Armo." Here's a sample of one of their recent ultra-cheesy, totally pointless Twitter exchanges:
Boy I think about u every night & day @KrisHumphries I'm addicted & I just can't get enough!!!!!! These two love staying connected through Twitter for all of Kim's 7 million followers to see.

4. Kim is 5 foot 1, Kris is 6 foot 9.

You might not think an extreme height difference has anything to do with staying power, but it does when you're tiny like Kim. She said in a past interview that she used to not like tall men, but now it's amazing! “It’s like the best feeling in the world to be with a really tall guy … you feel so safe all the time and skinny and tiny!” she said. A guy who makes his gal feel safe, skinny, and tiny? Keeper.

5. Kim can kick Kris' butt at Madden.
Back in December, when these two were first dating, Kris took to Twitter to announce his little lady had beaten him at his favorite video game, Madden. We're sure Mr. Humphries is a competitive man, but we're also sure he totally loved that his gal managed to learn the game, play the game, then beat him. Or, he let her win, which also earns him points.

6. Kris has a fantastic life motto.We're not sure if we believe everything we see on Kris' Twitter page, but this little gem from January 2011 popped out at us: "Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing," he wrote. Following that logic, he'll never screw up, and Kim will never break up with him!

7. Kim will never forget her man's name.
What are the odds of finding a guy with the same name as your mom? We have to say slim to none. You can't fight fate.